View Full Version : Worst bumper stickers?


Sara Noel
01-23-2002, 08:31 PM
I have seen some pretty bad bumper stickers.
What are some that you remember?
I saw one today that said:
Cat Missing? Try looking under my tire.
That wasn't too nice.

Sara

Megareader
01-25-2002, 10:59 PM
Well, this one is kinda bad but I have to admit it made me laugh.

Country Music...What Happens When Cousins Mate

Clementine
02-01-2002, 09:25 PM
"Don't Worry, it will only seem kinky the FIRST time"
and
"I'm Naked from the Waist down"
these were on a van that sat outside where dd went to preschool
(it belonged to one of the other moms) geez

krazeeblonde1959
02-02-2002, 06:13 AM
Kind of tasteless, but made me laugh (twisted sense of humor)

"Unless you are a hemrrhoid, get off my A--!"

P.S. I hate tailgaters!

kittykatstrong
07-13-2007, 03:51 PM
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I laughed so hard, I do love a good nap.

Katy

Jeanna
07-13-2007, 04:36 PM
Our town is a big tourist town. One of the ones you see around here says "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" I really think that is not a nice thing to say even though I do hate summers when our town size doubles.

ktsmama
07-13-2007, 05:01 PM
I have a really perverted sense of humor, so I thought this one was cute. I can see how it would offend people though.

The bumper sticker was red and white in the design of a scuba diver's flag (how I know that I don't know) and it said "Have you gone down lately?"

Jayne
07-13-2007, 05:26 PM
"Earl is in the trunk"...

starsapphire
07-13-2007, 06:02 PM
One of my faves (I know, supposed to be 'bad' ones, can't help myself)

"I know Jack Sh**, I married him!" (obviously a disgruntled ex wife) :D

"(Insert name of town here) - Come here on vacation, leave on probation"

Neeley
07-13-2007, 07:16 PM
I can't stand to see the one that says "My kid just beat up your honor roll student".

Missourimom
07-13-2007, 09:12 PM
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I laughed so hard, I do love a good nap.

Katy


I love it!

Missy
07-13-2007, 09:24 PM
Neely, i don't like that one either.

Neeley
07-13-2007, 09:27 PM
I did kind of chuckle when I saw this one, "He who dies with the most toys is still dead".

I definetly like it better than "He who dies with the most toys wins""

cab54
07-14-2007, 11:41 AM
LOL! Good one Neely!

I also hate the one that knocks honor students. Like, way to go, we're raising a THUG. :hand:

lullaby80
07-14-2007, 02:01 PM
LOL I like all of those. I must be the only one then who doesn't like the honor student bumper stickers. :)

annymoll
07-14-2007, 05:06 PM
"Don't breed um if ya can't feed um" and "Keep Working!Thousands of people on welfare are counting on you!". Makes some people hot, but I find them amusing.