WORST PICK UP LINE

OKAY i know there has to be some shockers here! This was used on me recently on a girls night out!
if i could change the alpabet i'd out U & I together!

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Blech! That has got to be the worst!

My DH's fav was," Hi! I'm Orlando and I'm the nicest guy in the whole wide world!":yikes: As if! LOL

I saw one on a TV commercial once that I thought was cute: "I lost my phone number. Could I have yours?" :laugh:

There is a gum commercial and there is this guy who is hitting on a girl in the laundry room....and he is supposed to be bothering her...he says things like
" hay, somebody call the cops, because this girl stole my heart"
" Are these astronaut pants, because your butt is out of this world"
" who caught you? when you droped from heaven"

he sure makes a girl feels special :rolleyes:

my friend told me this one

Do you have any Kiwi (aussie, yankee etc) in you?
No would you like some?!

gag, gag, gag:D

We had a couple of guys come up and intoduce themselves as golf pros--looked them straight in the face and said "miniature or regular?":D

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Ok heres one for you!!!!!
"Ya know my Dr told me the ear is the most sensitive part of the body"this said while rubbing the other persons ear.
UH-HUH I have heard it....I fell for it AND married the guy:eek: ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well I had a lady tell me once that this man was standing in her office talking ot some one and she walked by and this is what he said. "must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that" LOL I almost fell over laughing. guess what she married him too.,

I had one guy say to me, "Have I died and gone to heaven? Cuz I see an angel in my midst" :rolleyes: Give me a break! The line itself was bad enough but to use the word "midst" in a pickup line? That was just too funny for me. I actually spit my drink out in laughter :laugh: