After Christmas Humor

**Miss Kitty** · 01-04-2003, 10:49 AM

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

> SCHIZOPHRENIA:
> Do you Hear What I Hear?
>
> MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
> We Three Queens Disoriented Are
>
> DEMENTIA:
> I'll THINK I'm Home for Christmas
>
> NARCISSISTIC:
> Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
>
> MANIC:
> Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
> Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
>
> PARANOID:
> Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
>
> PERSONALITY DISORDER:
> You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why...
>
> BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
> Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...
>
> OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
> Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
> Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ............(better start again)

I thought this might bring humor to those of us who survived another Holiday season!