Christmas cake recipe

[KKCondrey]

Okay, Debbie (BushBrigade) had her kind of poem, now this is my kind of a recipe....lol

Christmas Cake Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the Quervo to check quality.

Take out a large bowl, check the Quervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...and beat the bowl again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Quervo is still OK, so try
another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy careful not to get your hair caught in it.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and throw in the cup with the dried up fruit stuff.

Pick the fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver.

Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the Josie Quervo.

Add a spoon of sugar and a table.

Greash the oven.

To mess up the clean throw the bowl in the oven and cover with water to sink overnight.

Finish the Joe Curvo and find someone to dance with.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[Guest1]

ROFLOLSCOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep - that's just me all over! 'Specially since I live in the Jose Cuervo type of place to be!! Marty Robbins knew what he was talking about! (are you old enough to know who he is?! )

There's also more to that carol about Jack nipping at my nose than there appears, ya know!!

[KKCondrey]

If I knew cooking could be that fun, I'd do it more often...lol

Marty who?? Country singer I think (is that right).