Christmas Cookies

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Christmas Cookie Recipe
-1 cup of water
-1 tsp baking soda
-1 cup of sugar
-1 tsp salt
-1 cup of brown sugar
-Lemon juice
-4 large eggs
-1 cup nuts
-2 cups of dried fruit
-1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Get out all of the above ingredients and a large measuring cup. Check
the Cuervo now to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup
and drink. Sample the Cuervo again if you are not sure it's the high quality
you expected.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter into a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best
to make sure the Cuervo is still OK since it has been opened for a while,
try another cup ... just in case it wilted.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table and a spoon of sugar, or somefinkg. whatever... Greash the oven.

Turn the cookie panny flat thing 360 degrees, and try not to bend over
while turning it cause you might fall over. Don't forget to beat up the
turner.

Finally, toss the bowl of schtuff you did under the oven window. Drink
all but about 1/4 of the Jose curvohhh. Turn on the dinger. When the dinger
dings finish off the Cose Juervo. Don't forget, the stove gets in the
dishwasher, and you should clean the kishhhen floor while your knees are
down there helping you.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[Julia Kimber]

Julia