Somemore Xmas humor

**pqb57** · 12-08-2006, 11:46 AM

> When four of Santa's elves got sick, the
> trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the
> regular ones, and
> Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then
> Mrs Claus told
> Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
> Santa even more.
>
> When he went to harness the reindeer, he found
> that three of them were about to give birth and two
> others had jumped
> the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then
> when he began to load
> the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy
> bag fell to the
> ground and all the toys were scattered. So,
> frustrated, Santa went in
> the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
> rum.
>
> When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the
> elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
> In his frustration,
> he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke
> into hundreds of
> little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He
> went to get the broom
> and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the
> end of the broom.
>
> Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa
> marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood
> a little angel with
> a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very
> cheerfully, "Merry
> Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a
> beautiful tree for
> you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
>
> And so began the tradition of the little angel
> on top of the Christmas tree.
>
>
>
> Hope you're having a good day!!