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    Default Even more Xmas humor

    REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
    Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
    We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
    Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

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    Tee hee that's my bit of wicked humour for the day!
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    Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. ~William Stafford

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    That was funny!!

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    Good one, how true!

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    Too Much!! I think I'll be using this one @ the water cooler.

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