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heaven · 12-13-2002, 10:05 PM

agravate your husband, (it was going to be you know but danielle changed my mind for me.)

1. everything he says say YEAH SO

2. yell at him when he gets too close to another car then tell him he is going to slow then say your going too fast, the whole time you are driving, *works best if the nearest town is 40+ miles away.

3. Yell at him for going the wrong way to the store, when the park is a half block down the street and he can't go there to tell the child to come home because it is dark.

4. when he makes supper turn around and redo it because it isn't right.

5. throw dirty towels down when he has just finished laundry.

6. (my personal favorite) when you are in bed turn away and ignore all he does.

7. Don't talk to him.

8. tell him he should find a job at least 10 times per day.

9. Let him know you are smarter that he is and remind him of such as often as possable.

10. make him think he is crazy. *which he is*

11. This one is good too, you keep the remote and watch things he hates.

12. refer to 11 and turn the tv over in the middle of the show.

13. no matter what he says tell him he is wrong.

there will be more if you really want to know how to do it just pm me. LOL

heaven · 12-13-2002, 10:06 PM

oh i forgot to add, use the computer as much as possable and when he asks what you are doing either A) ignore the question. or B) say oh nothing. while you laugh about it.