Had to have a talk with dd!!!!!

**MANDERS** · 01-09-2003, 10:57 PM

Allrighty,hmm how to put this.lol Dd came to mee the other morning and said mom i heard you and dad wrestling last night

and I don't want you guys to have another baby.Ok first of all HELLO WE THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP!!!And second of all how in the world did you know where babies come from.So yep had to have the whole talk with her(without dh)I hated the whole thing.

You can quit laughing now!!!

**bamamomto4** · 01-09-2003, 11:07 PM

LMAO!!!!

That reminds me when Ashley was in about the 3rd grade.She comes in from school oneday and I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth.She puts the lid down on the toilet and sits down and says "I know what sex is" I said "you do??!!!" "Yep!! The man gets on the woman and puts his private in her private they bounce awhile and moan and then it's over!!" OH MY HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bought choked to death on toothpaste!!!
She said some girl at school told her and that the girls mom told her that!! I could NOT believe she was telling me this. I didn't know what to say I was so shocked.I did tell her not to tell anyone and she says "I told Alissa" Alissa was in KINDERGARTEN at the time!!!! I told her not to tell anyone else,I didn't want their moms calling me lol

Oh the things kids learn today!!

**mrscornbread** · 01-09-2003, 11:12 PM

Okay, here's a funny. Dh and I went camping once when dd was about 10 months old. We had a VW camper van. She was asleep on the floor of the van, and we were having a little "fun" and all of a sudden she pops her head up with a pacifier in her mouth grunting and making all this noise. We started laughing so hard, and so did she...

**MANDERS** · 01-09-2003, 11:25 PM

Tammy it took me a long time to stop laughing at that one.LOL

Robin that happened to us too,She was about 15 mo old and we were on vacation and she was sleeping in the bed with us(king size here lol)anywho we heard all this hard breathing coming from the other side of the bed and then she threw herself on top of me and told daddy no mama no mama.lolI tell ya what I'm thinking on living in my shed once they are teenagers.lol

**tunasalad** · 01-09-2003, 11:36 PM

So THAT's where they come from!!! Wrestling!!!

**Jerseygirl** · 01-12-2003, 03:47 PM

Too funny!

**TheCottageRose** · 01-12-2003, 10:43 PM

Those stories are so funny!!

'22' was 4yo. and he walk right into our bedroom, over to the bed and said, with hands on hips:

"Daddy, what are you doing to Mommy?!"

"I'm talking to your mother right now....go watch tv!"

I couldn't stop laughing!