Men......

[KKCondrey]

If your pregnant, is murder still against the law...lol

Before Joe left for work this afternoon I was laying on the sofa and he was in the kitchen.

I asked him to bring me a drink and my lemon pie before he left and he had the nerve to say "No, you don't need it, you'll get fat"

Hello, I'm pregnant, aren't I suppose to get fat over the next few months. Oh well, I will let him live this time, but next time he tells me I'm going to get fat he may be a few inches shorter.

[Katybird]

Just keep repeating like a mantra...

It is a capital offense...It is a capital offense...It is a capital offense.

[Missy]

Don't worry, you can take all this out on his arms when he is holding your hands during labor...

[crdurham]

Sounds like Joe needs a lesson in pregnancy manners!! Here's a cartoon for ya...

[KKCondrey]

That's funny Cornelia....lol

[homesteadmamma]

Originally posted by mrsengeseth
Don't worry, you can take all this out on his arms when he is holding your hands during labor...

Missy that is too funny!!!

Joe is in BIG trouble Kat. He doesn't know about us village women. Some wear capes, others carry frying bans, others have purple hair and then there are the silent ones - they are the most dangerous. Me thinks Joe had better be careful cause were protecting our Kat.

[guest2]

Silly, silly man!!! Doesn't he know the penalty for such rude behavior is that he is going to have to be the one to get up at night with the baby and change the nasty morning and poopie diapers?

[Goodwin17]

LOL....I agree with being able to take it out on his hands during labor. I read something in a Dave Berry column the other day that had me cracking up. He said in over 50 years of living you should never suggest to a woman that she looks pregnant unless you see the baby actually being born at that moment.

[lucy979]

Uh Oh!!! Joe's got the village watching him now. He better watch out! I suppose you could plead temp. insanity! Nah better just get back at him during the labor. That's more fun anyway!!

[KKCondrey]

Maybe I'll start crying all the time, that will really drive him nuts.

[guest2]

My hubby told me that he did not realize just how strong I was until I almost broke his hand when I was in labor with Jaysn. Luckily (for him) I had cut my fingernails before then. With the twins my nails were long and it was an easy labor so I did not break skin or bones on him then.

[Michele Annette]

Is he insane? Tell him that he can't have any pie either because he will get fat according to "his law"...works both ways doesn't it?

[graci42]

I suppose you could say, "I'm sorry, your honor...I was suffering from a temporary hormonal imbalance...I didn't know what I was doing!"

I agree with Michelle...If you can't have any pie...neither can he! See how fast he changes his mind!!

[voodidit]

That's okay,mom and I will take care of PFC Wiggletail when we get there

And I do think when I get home I will see if I can find any "good" pictures of him to scan and post for our entertainment

[KKCondrey]

Originally posted by voodidit
That's okay,mom and I will take care of PFC Wiggletail when we get there

And I do think when I get home I will see if I can find any "good" pictures of him to scan and post for our entertainment

You are a wonderful sister aren't you....lol

Mom and stepdad are coming up Sunday morning in time for lunch, and hopefully you all will still be around. If she has time between work and taking care of mamaw and papaw she is going to make me a birthday cake. I dare him to tell me I'll get fat when all of us dig into it and he doesn't get any.