Funniest things your kids have said...

**pkellyc** · 11-09-2004, 12:02 PM

When explaing to my younger sister about how columbus crossed the ocean, (never having been to the beach) she asked "whats an ocean?". I proceeded to describe it to her mentioning how the water was full of salt. Her next question was... "does it have pepper in it too?"

My mother always called the grandchildren double pet names, for instance at that time we had Betty Boop, Heidi Ho, Emmy Sue, and Jamie Lee. Jamie was about 2ys old when her sister came along and upon introducing her to her grandmother she excitedly shouted out "Grandma this is, this is, this is.... Lindsay Lou!". Her name is Lindsay Marie. Needless to say this stuck for years, much to Lindsay's dismay.

**kimmee** · 11-10-2004, 10:53 AM

This morning the kids and I were getting them ready for school and I let one rip - a good five + seconds of "dissertation" (cuz I am such a lady!!

) and I said "Momma has left the building" and Damon said "momma has left the planet, jet -propelled!!"

**sherrykay** · 01-21-2005, 04:07 PM

dd age 4 1/2 said the other day after we had painted her fingernails and she was in the bath tub,,,,,,,, "mommy if my polish goes down the drain will it blow the house up??" hmmmmm NO LOL

**MarshHen** · 01-22-2005, 08:08 AM

LOL, when Shane was little he had a lisp and talked just like Scooby Do. One evening while Arlie was on night shift, a neighbor invited Shane and I to come have supper with her and her son Dino. Now Dino and Shane were the same age and they were really into Star Wars, and while I helped Janice with supper, Shane and Dino were playing outside with all of their Star War toys. After supper, the boys were in the livingroom watching T.V. and Janice asked Dino if he had brought in all of his toys. Of course he had forgotten them so she told him to march out there and get them. Dino started whining because it was now dark outside and he was scared of the dark and the bulb in the porch light was blown out. Shane jumped up, ran to the front door, stuck his head out and said, "Dino, give me some inscructions, wreft or wight!" LOL, Janice and I were sitting at the table drinking coffee, and we both spit coffee all over the table and each other!

Another time he came running into the kitchen one morning from our backyard where my dad had set up a big tent so he and Shane could camp out that night. It was getting pretty close to lunch time and he had worked with dad all morning getting everything set up and he was starving. He saw me at the sink and said, "Hey momma, what's for wunch?" Dad looked at him and said "Ummmm, finger nails!" Shane just stood there with a really serious look on his face and then dad asked him how he liked his fingernails. Shane thought for a minute, stuck his little hands out and said, "I wike mine kween papa!"

When Jennifer was 7, her little 6 year old cousin Bonnie spent the weekend with us. We went to church that Sunday morning and also that night. On the way home that night I asked the girls what they had learned in Sunday School that morning. Bonnie said she had learned that God made the night and the day, but she didn't know why he made the night dark. Jennifer piped up and said, "Silly Bonnie, God gets tired so he turns off the lights so he can go to sleep!"

Jennifer was around 8 when I put her on restriction for the first time. Her little friend Heather called that same afternoon wanting to know if Jennifer could come across the street to play. I gave Jennifer the phone and told her to tell Heather why she couldn't come over. LOL, Jennifer picked up the phone and said "Hey Heather, I can't come over to play because I'm on subscription."

Mickie was 7 when she told the Pastors wife, "Sis. Ryals, your dressing is just so good." Then she added, "It really sticks to your lungs!"

Mickie made me a card for my last birthday. In it she wrote, "Momma, I know it's a bummer turning the big 50, but don't worry, you still look your age!" LOL, then she drew a big smiley face.

**matt&roxy** · 01-22-2005, 03:52 PM

I remember when my brother, Josh, was 5 and in kindergarten, and mom was late getting all of us to school, well she told us all to tell the office that she was really sorry that we were tardy......Josh, like a big boy, walked into the office and told the secretary, "My mommie said to tell you that she is sorry that I am retarded." That was hilarious............

**kymom** · 01-23-2005, 02:12 PM

I hope this doesn't offend anyone. When my son was little two Mormon boys stopped to talk to him . They told him about there religion. Well a few days later there was a knock on the door. Zach answered it and hollared to me that the morons were at the door! lol lol The boys and I just cracked up.