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    9 Things I Hate About Everyone


    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


    2 People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


    3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


    4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

    5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.


    6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.



    8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



    9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbbutt?


    I saw this in another forum and thought it was funny so I am brought it here.

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    This was funny. Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning.
    " May we never let the things we can’t have or don’t have or shouldn’t have spoil our enjoyment of the things we do have and can have. As we value our happiness, let us not forget it. One of the greatest lessons in life is learning to be happy without the things we cannot or should not have."
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnK View Post
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    6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    ROFL this one cracked me up!
    Thanks for sharing.

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    An oldie but goodie that is funny every time

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    I was reading through this thinking that you were in a really bad mood this morning! LOL. Then I saw the bottom!

    I am sooo guilty of #1. DS#2 is hearing impaired so I often give little "signs" when I'm talking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnK View Post
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone



    8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


    LOL! That was funny. (BTW, see the quote at the end of my signature.) Thanks, for the laugh, Ann.


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    You made me laugh this morning! Thanks!

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    Thanks for the laugh, Ann. Especially #6.

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    Good ones Ann....I have not read these before.

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    I just LOVE #8!!
    thanks. I'd click 'thanks' but I have to tell you in person.

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    I love this one!

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    LOL! This is hilarious. XD

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    I read that ... and stared ... and stared... and stared....

    Would you believe me if I told you when I worked for E-punked Radio... that was one of my ranting submissions to the website... over 3 years ago???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cricket1 View Post
    I was reading through this thinking that you were in a really bad mood this morning! LOL. Then I saw the bottom!
    I was thinking the same thing!

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    Ann great laugh!

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