Men's Rules

[nodmicks]

LOL thanks Darlene and Russ!

On the toilet seat thing......................I am the only female in the house and a while back all my guys decided I should have to follow Russ's rule as I am severely outnumbered. LOL that lasted until I said ok but I won't cook if you change the rules

[KeithBC]

LOL. Spot on!

(Mostly.)

I'd be reluctant to use this one in an argument, though...

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

...since he landed in the Bahamas and thought he was in India. Doesn't exactly make the intended case.

[Bobby Rodgers]

Nice thanks for the laughs guys

[mndtrp]

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

I had to establish that one within the first couple of dates I had before my wife was my wife. I've had every single female I've dated ask me that question, and I despise it. Do not ask, ever.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

This is the one I'm currently trying to get her to fully understand. Not only is it something that men do naturally, but my entire job revolves around solving problems. I find it incredibly difficult to just stand there while you are complaining about easily fixable issues.