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07-09-2008, 12:57 PM #1
a lot of fighting
1. I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the
road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And
then the fight started.....
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2. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then
the fight started....
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3. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken lady swig g ing her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.
My wife asked,' Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
Russ
Truck payments:109876 5 4 3 2 1 WAHOO!
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07-09-2008, 12:59 PM #2
Cute, thanks for the laughs!!
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07-09-2008, 01:08 PM #3Registered User
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Too funny!
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07-09-2008, 01:24 PM #4
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ROFL! Those are great. Thank you for sharing them.
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07-09-2008, 01:36 PM #7
Thanks I needed the laugh today.
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07-09-2008, 01:36 PM #8
Prety funny. You had me going there.
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LOL! The first one is my favorite!
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I seriously thought the first part was serious...I about had a heart attack for you!
Very funny!
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07-09-2008, 01:53 PM #12
too funny !!
~Donna ~

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07-09-2008, 01:59 PM #13
Loved it! Thanks for the laugh!
~*Michelle*~
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~Mother to Richard, 23, Chris, 21, and Dakota, 17~~Mother-in-law to Amber, wife of Richard~~Elementary Teacher~
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07-09-2008, 02:09 PM #14
LOL!

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07-09-2008, 02:21 PM #15
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