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    Default a lot of fighting

    1. I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the
    road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
    just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
    HAPPY!!!'

    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And
    then the fight started.....
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    2. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
    someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then
    the fight started
    ....
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    3. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
    I kept staring at a drunken lady swig g ing her drink as she sat alone
    at a nearby table.

    My wife asked,' Do you know her?'
    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
    drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
    hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started.....

    Russ

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    Cute, thanks for the laughs!!

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    Too funny!

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    LOL thanks for laugh!!!

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    ROFL! Those are great. Thank you for sharing them.
    The Free Spirit Saver who walks the path with Greebo.

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    Thanks I needed the laugh today.

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    Prety funny. You had me going there.

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    LOL! The first one is my favorite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by frugalfriend View Post
    Cute, thanks for the laughs!!
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    I seriously thought the first part was serious...I about had a heart attack for you! Very funny!

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    too funny !!
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    Loved it! Thanks for the laugh!
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    LOL!


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    Very funnY!! thank you!

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