Political Jokes

[hwmabire3]

I'll start:

Hillary Clinton is taking a stroll when she comes upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it.

Curious. Hillary asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"

She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show her.

"How nice," says Hillary. "What kind are they?" The little girl says, "Democrats."

Hillary smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.

Three weeks later, Hillary is taking another stroll, this time with Bill. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Hillary says, "Watch this, Bill; it's really cute." They approach the little girl.

Hillary greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine."

Then, smirking, she nudges Bill with her elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?" She replies, "Republicans"

Abashed, Hillary says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Democrats!"

"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open!"

[Karla]

That is a cute joke..thanks

[fernykins]

That put a smile on my face
Fern

[Pemberleyan]

That's a good one.

[Lilolme]

Haha!!! Cute joke!

[Parksfamily5]

That was cute. It made me laugh.