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    Talking TO MAKE YOU SMILE --humor

    I received this as an email... thought you may enjoy it too...

    My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

    I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .

    Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.


    Earth is the insane asylum for the universe .



    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?



    Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

    Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up .
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    He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.



    Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

    The trouble with life is there's no background music .



    I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
    I can't be out of money... I still have checks left!

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    Most of the time I feel like the last one!!

    Thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sundae View Post
    Most of the time I feel like the last one!!

    Thanks
    That's what I do too.

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    ditto. what are we talking about??
    Russ

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    Good ones.... Gave me a chuckle!!!

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    I enjoyed those...needed the chuckle.

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    Thank you. Needed the laugh this morning.
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    http://homesteddinmomsworld.blogspot.com

    Trying to be more self sufficient here on our farm!

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    Very funny, thanks for sharing!
    DJ

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    I certainly need this today. Thanks.
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