Girls' Night Out (A joke)

**azangie** · 08-07-2008, 03:14 PM

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives; however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to go to the bathroom, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat next to a grave that had a ribbon on it, so she used the ribbon.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed with a hang-over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girls' night out have got to stop! I am starting to suspect the worst..my wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing, " said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"