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  1. 08-28-2008, 05:08 PM #1
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    Default Investment Tips (A Joke)

    I posted this before but forgot to say it was a joke, so not too many people looked at it. So I thought I'd try again....

    For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

    Watch for these consolidations before the end of 2008:

    1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

    2. PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
    Poly, Warner Cracker.

    3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

    4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
    FedUP.

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
    Fairwell Honeychild.

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
    Knott NOW!

    And finally....

    9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
    TittyTittyBangBang
    ANGIE

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  2. 08-28-2008, 05:23 PM #2
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    that was funny..thanks for reposting
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  3. 08-28-2008, 05:39 PM #3
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    That was a good one. I really enjoyed the last one!! Thanks again!!
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  4. 08-28-2008, 05:42 PM #4
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    cute........lol
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  5. 08-28-2008, 08:21 PM #5
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    Love that last one!
    ~Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.~

    ~The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.~
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    too cute
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    Loved the last one....that was a hoot!
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    ROFL love the last one!!!
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

    Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"

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    Three     Two mortgages, two one no car loans, one no credit cards, and a partridge in pear tree!
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