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    Default I don't need to be frugal anymore.

    It appears as though I won this lottery that I never entered. Since I'm a 10 millionaire I'm gonna catch the next flight to England to pick up my winnings. Anybody want to go with me?


    INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
    AWARD DEPARTMENT
    89 New Fetter Lane London,EC4A 1AG U.K
    DR.TINZO PAOLO
    REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L
    BATCH: 4583JL/WIN
    PHONE #:+44 70 319 84739

    MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY PROMOTIONS, EMAIL AWARD PROMO:


    Finally today, we announce the winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT
    LOTTOWINNINGS PROGRAMS , Your company or your personal e-mail address,
    attached to winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100, with serial number647489,
    consequently won in the Tenthlottery category.
    You are therefore been approved for lump sums pay out of GBP5,500,000.00
    POUNDS
    ($10,464,000 USD) in cash Credited to file REF NO:MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning
    number 23-76-06-54-42-100, this is from
    total prize money of GBP 27,500,000.00 POUNDS, shared among the Twenty
    five (25)international winners in this category.


    All participants were selected through our Microsoft computer ballot
    system drawn form 42,000 Names, 6,000 names from each continent, as
    part of International E-MAIL Promotions Program, for our prominent MS
    WORD userall over the world, and for the Continuous use of E-mail. Your fund
    (certified Cashiers c heque) has been insured with your REF NO:
    MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. To claim your
    winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email for
    Processing and remittance of your prize money to you. The claims processor
    is:

    Name: Mr. Anthony Clark
    Email: anthonyclark_msw182@hotmail.com



    Do email the above email a ddresses, all at once. In order to avoid
    unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your
    reference and winning numbers in all correspondences with your claims
    officer.

    PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU ARE TO SEND THE BELOW INFORMATIONS REQUIRED TO
    CLAIM YOUR WINNING PRIZE:
    1. Full Name: .........................
    2. Address: ..............................
    3. Nationality: .....................................................
    4. Age: ........................Date of Birth: ......
    5. Occupation: ..................................................
    6. Phone: ..........Fax: .................................
    7. State of Origin: .........Country: ................
    8: DELIVERY OPTIONS

    DELIVERY OPTIONS:
    (1): BANK SWIFT WIRE TRANSFER
    (2): COME TO OUR OFFSHORE PAYMENT CENTER IN UK
    (3): BY OUR COURIER FIRM,
    Sincerely, Mrs. Maurrine Diane H.
    Secretary

    NOTE: Do not reply this mail. You are to contact your claims officer
    immediately by email. Or call the promotion director DR.TINZO PAOLO on

    PHONE #:+44 70 319 84739 to confirm your winnings.
    Russ

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    Oh me, pick me! Hey, can we stop off in Nigeria so I can claim my funds, too? That would be super swell!

    -Vanessa

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    Don't forget your friends in low places here at FV! lmao
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    I was one of the other 25 winners! whoo hoooo!

    and i deleted this email. going back to get from trash and send them all my vital information. LOL

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    The only thing I won was a one months supply of pills to make my 'boy parts' bigger!
    I can't be out of money... I still have checks left!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady_V View Post


    The only thing I won was a one months supply of pills to make my 'boy parts' bigger!
    I just about choked on my gum reading that. Don't you just hate getting those emails!

    Congrats to both you and Russ on those fabulous winnings!

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    ya'll be sure to send me your address so I can send you post cards.
    Russ

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    Here's one of mine, ya right.

    This is to officially notify you that we the international credit settlement branch of Interswitch system has verified your file and found out that the reasons why you have not received your part payment of $65,000 is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your payment.Secondly we have been informed that for you not to deal with the non officials in the bank and your entire attempt to secure the release of your fund to you will be in vain. So we wish to advise you that such illegal acts like these have to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your payment. Right now we have arranged your payment thus: Through our interswitch card payment center asia pacific that is the latest instruction from our board of directors, which will not involve any fraudulent act or money laundering and because the Credit Union is running for the yearly payment that is why the order is given, in conjunction with HOMELAND SECURITY so you have absolutely nothing to be afraid of and due to the previous fraud act from impostors we have mapped out that this card is sent to your personal address. This card center will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum is two thousand dollars per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way please let us know by contacting the card payment center officer Mr. David Carb.And also send the following information for thorough reconfirmation: 1. Your full name,Phone and fax number,Address where you want them to send the atm card,Your age and current occupation,Attach copy of your identification,Be reminded, the ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER has been mandated to issue out $65,000.00 as part,payment for this fiscal year 2008 payment year. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. For further enquiries, mail the above officer as soon as you receive this important message for other directions. Note that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (ATM-4929) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the card center by using it as your subject. Do act as instructed to avoid misrepresentation of identification on card. Regards, Mr. Rolands Giggs
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    I love the spelling and grammar,lol.

    Good news!,

    My Friend how are you today together with your family? I hope all is well.

    This is to inform you that your ATM CARD which you will be withdrawing $5,000.00 per day till
    your overdue payment is completed has been credited with your money and it is ready for use.
    You are required to provide the ATM department with your information such as

    FULL NAME :
    ADDRESS :
    PHONE NUMBER :
    OCCUPATION :

    Please contact the ATM department with this email now
    [cardatm@live.com] for the release of your ATM CARD.

    Congratulations onces again.

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    Well shoot, I'm just going to send them all my banking info so they can deposit it directly into my acct.
    Russ

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    You do that Russ. Glad to help you out! :hifive:

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcannon View Post
    It appears as though I won this lottery that I never entered. Since I'm a 10 millionaire I'm gonna catch the next flight to England to pick up my winnings. Anybody want to go with me?
    :lmao::lmao:
    Quote Originally Posted by Lady_V View Post


    The only thing I won was a one months supply of pills to make my 'boy parts' bigger!
    That was hilarious!! i hate getting those. My boy parts are just fine!!




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    My one was better , it came from the F.B.I , assuring me that they personally had checked it out and it was genuine lol.


    A few years ago we were approached by a friend of an employee who was so convinced that his new Nigerian friends were going to give him millions, that he tried to persuade us to stump up the £5k fee to get the ball rolling , this has reminded me to check how hes doing lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darlene View Post
    I love the spelling and grammar,lol.

    Good news!,

    My Friend how are you today together with your family? I hope all is well.

    ROFL! So funny and true!!!

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