Too funny!

[Moor]

Listen ladies, thought you might enjoy this!

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use, and the friends that I have!

It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

[fernykins]

there are some good reasons there......lol
Fern

[FrugalMomof3]

Too funny, thanks for sharing

[itsahumanzoo]

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves

I agree with that one for sure!!!!

[Luv2BeFrugal]

These are hilarious! And accurate!!!

9 & 15 are my fav's.

[prftstrngr]

Good one! And oh so true....

[Parksfamily5]

That is really cute. Some are soooo right on! I started laughing out loud when I read number 9.

Thanks for the laugh.

[cab54]

Thanks for those, Moor.

[pip]

Thanks!

[Moor]

For me it was the one about the speedo! LOL

Funny story about speedo's.

I was at Wild Water's in Ocala, Fl. They have a wave pull. I was about 15. I was laying in the water trying to get some sun and this old man, (not being derroggatory) was wearing a speedo. He was walking out of the water and a wave hit him. It made him stumble. When he righted himself, his speedo was down around his knees. And of course he had to be right in front of me when this happened!

[kittykatstrong]

It really is good to be a girl, they were really funny thanks.

[Jskell911]

All so true. Wonder what the list for the "being a man is better...." would look like:

1. We ca go to a public restroom alone
2. PMS is never a factor
3. We can do stupid things because it's expected
4. We never really have to grow up (after all there is a whole line of video games designed for adult males)
5. We can lose our hair and still look sexy
6. No staving is really necessary

well, you get the picture

[DonnainME]

these are great.

[Michelle68]

LOL! Funny post, Moor! (BTW, sorry about the Speedo incident. It couldn't have been a pretty picture for your poor 15 year old self. )

[Texasgirl]

Thanks for the laugh!