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    I found this on another of my forums....very cute!!

    INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0


    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in over all system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
    Romance=2 09.5 and
    Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

    NBA 5.0,
    NFL 3.0 and
    Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 t o fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate.



    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind,
    Boyfriend 5.0 is an E ntertainment Package, while
    &n bsp; Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. * Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background t hat will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will cr ash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
    Cooking 3.0 and
    Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck Babe!

    Tech Support

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    That is hilarious! I had to read it to DH and he was laughing histarically too!

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    Cute!
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    Cheryl

    "I am still determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance, but by our disposition." -------Martha Washington

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    Oh that is so utterly hilarious!

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    That was funny!

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    LOL really funny I just sent it to all my e-mail peeps

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