Out of the mouthes of babes!!

**nvmommyx6** · 10-24-2008, 10:36 PM

What are some of the cutest, grossest or funniest things your kids have said to you or someone else?
I thought it might be fun to share some of the incredible things our wonderful children do to brighten (or sometimes not so brighten) our lives!!

**AmyBoz** · 10-24-2008, 10:39 PM

It's not necessarily the cutest, grossest, or funniest, but ds1, who is 4, doesn't quite get the terminology correct when he is matching something with someone. For example, if we are both eating the same cereal, or he and his brother are wearing similar shirts, or if he and his sister choose the same sticker when at the doctors. Instead of saying, "We're twins!" he says "Look, Mommy! We're rich!!!" I say, he couldn't be more right, in every way that counts.

**momof2joys** · 10-24-2008, 10:59 PM

My ds who is 3 says so many off the wall things, dh and I laughing about 90% of the time. His latest thing is to do something like jump off the couch and we'll say to be careful or watch out ds in turns looks at us very seriously and says, "I won't get hurt, you can trust me!!!" Or he'll be telling a story and stop look at whoever he is talking to and say,"You believe me?!?". These of course are only a few of the things that he says. Sometimes he has an identity crisis, and runs around our house telling everyone that his name is Peter Parker (Spiderman), or that his that one of us is Harry or MJ (Mary Jane), as you can tell we have a kid who is in LOVE with Spiderman. He even has webs that he thinks he can shoot from his hands!!!
Kids, you just have to love them, the imagation that they have and the things that they say will always take you by surprise!!!

**nvmommyx6** · 10-25-2008, 12:01 AM

When our 7 year old son was running around after school a few weeks ago, I said, "jacob, take a chill pill man" so he jumped up on the bench at the table (hard wood bench) and said, "ooowwww I think I broke my butt knuckle, Mom, will the chill pill work for my butt?"
ROFLMAO that still makes me laugh so hard!!

**Emeraldfire** · 10-25-2008, 12:28 PM

This one wasn't funny but did it ever make me think. When I was pregnant with my second child, my oldest was 4 at the time. People would ask do you want a boy or a girl and like you always hear expected mothers answer I would say it doesn't matter as long as it's healthy. Then one day my 4 year old asks me if the baby isn't healthy do you not want it? I never said that again.

**Moor** · 10-25-2008, 08:34 PM

I was pregnant with Sierra. Mikala was 2 1/2 at the time.
My sister, Mikala, and I were in Joann's. I was ready to deliver any day. I bent over to look at something and farted. Mikala yelled it for the whole store " Mommy, you farted."
Sis and I just started laughing, both of us walking away a little bit. After a second or two, Mikala hollers, "AND IT STINKS TOO!!!!!"
Needless to say, we got her, left the cart full of material right there and left!

**khjmom** · 10-25-2008, 08:56 PM

My boys have always been the little snots who like to embarass their mom. When they were little I heard the two of them discussing the "D" word. Apparantly they had just heard their uncle say it and thought it was funny. Well, we had the whole it is an ugly word, blah blah blah you don't say it or you'll have to have a time out discussion and we thought it was done. Two days later I stood up under a kitchen cabinet door and manage to crack my head pretty good. I said the D word...and wouldn't you know it they heard...so like I told them I took my timeout.(really hurt my feelings to have a break for ten minutes...lol) Anyway fast forward to Sunday. During the children's sermon, at a church we were visiting with friends, the pastor asked if the kids had anything they had to share. Guess whose boys shared...mine. They informed the whole church that their mom said the D word, and you're not supposed to say the D word, and did you know that if you said the D word then you had to take a time out because the D word wasn't nice. I couldn't get out of the pew to get them because of everyone being doubled over laughing....even the pastor was laid out laughing. As I finally got to them to take them out.... with the whole church still laughing...the oldest one looked at the pastor and said "you might want to pray for us."

**kittykatstrong** · 10-25-2008, 09:43 PM

My dd4 cracks me up all the time. The other day she and my other dd were driving me batty. I told her you are driving me crazy. And she told me she just had to get her sillies out. She proceded to shake and jump around for a minute. Sat back on her stool and said there, all gone. wouldnt you know it she was perfect after that.

**Emeraldfire** · 10-26-2008, 01:31 PM

Lol, Khjmom. That is such a funny story.

**Gibs** · 10-26-2008, 06:04 PM

I know that there are a ton of funny things that they have done, but as I sit here reading the other stories I am drawing a blank LOL.

**Moor** · 10-26-2008, 06:11 PM

Mikala and Sierra were fighting.
Mikala said, "Sierra, you are so rude sometimes!"
Sierra, "What do you mean sometimes?"

**Moor** · 10-26-2008, 06:13 PM

Oh I forgot.

Sierra was about 7. We were in Walmart and dh had on a pair of shorts and a tank. Now, he is built, but had a little bit of a gut.
Sierra walks up to him in a crowded aisle, rubs his tummy and says "Dad, now that's a prize winning belly right there!"

Needless to say, he has lost the gut and is now a runner in marathons!

**nvmommyx6** · 10-26-2008, 08:03 PM

We are avid horror movie watchers, and when our 7 year old boy was about 4 we watched the movie "cursed"!!
long story short, you have to seperate the head from the body of the wherewolves in order to kill them!
So, in the end, this gal's standing over this guy, cuts his head off with a flat shovel and his head rolls off to the side and Jacob Jumps up, turns and looks at us and yells, " MOM did you see that?? His head just fell right off !!!!!!"