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11-07-2008, 11:04 AM #1Super Moderator
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Todays life lesson.
The Pastor's Azz
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S AZZ OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S AZZ.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day:
NUN HAS BEST AZZ IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so
she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS AZZ FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER AZZ IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is......being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery.....even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's azz and you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!Russ
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11-07-2008, 11:19 AM #2Registered User
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I try to be content. I figure an AZZ in the hand is as good as two in the bush.
"Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort."~~Helen Gurley Brown
"Can't never did anything."~~~~Dad
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11-07-2008, 02:34 PM #3Rude and Vile Master
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I'd like to get my hands on that azz!
Originally Posted by annymoll
If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.
Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"
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OMG! I shot soda out my nose!! Originally Posted by annymoll
~~ Missy ~~
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Greebo is at your door honey. Hand him a Playboy and direct him to the closet.He should be there about three minutes. Originally Posted by Missy
"Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort."~~Helen Gurley Brown
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PFFFT! Tooo tame. Originally Posted by annymoll
If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.
Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"
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ROFL...in that case, I have a inventory of a lot of less tame things.
~~ Missy ~~
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Greebo forgets about annymoll's azz and sidles up to Missy Originally Posted by Missy
ROFL...in that case, I have a inventory of a lot of less tame things.
How YOU doin?
If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.
Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"
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Ceachells is going to hurt you Greebo!!!!!
Missy, I would not stand so close. Might get hurt in the cross fire! lol
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What if there is no bush?
Btw Russ, very funny!Wife to DH since 10/31/2002!
Mom to DS #1 08/13/98 Mom to DS #2 09/11/03
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Rofl!!! :d Originally Posted by greebo
greebo Forgets About Annymoll's Azz And Sidles Up To Missy
How you doin?~~ Missy ~~
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You sure about that? You should ask her about her boyfriends. Originally Posted by Moor
If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.
Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"
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There could be a job for you in film... Originally Posted by MomToTwoBoys
What if there is no bush?
If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.
Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"
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