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11-16-2008, 08:44 PM #1Moderator aka AmyBob
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Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what
do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'My Blog: http://amysreallife.wordpress.com
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Ha ha ha...I totally needed that!
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so funny!!
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very cute thanks
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That was cute Amy. Hope I can remember it long enough to tell DH.
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funny I will have to tell DH tonight when he gets home from work.
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very cute!
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