Worst dating experience ever?!!!

[nvmommyx6]

What was the worst dat you have ever had and why?
I see this thread becoming hilarious!!!!!!

[Momto2Boyz]

Being that I haven't dated in over 10 years, I'll have to think about this one. I'm sure I have a few that are at least G rated!

I went out with a guy in high school. He was really shy and had a crush on me for a long time. We were friends and saw alot of each other. He finally worked up the nerve to ask me out (he really was painfully shy) and I of course said yes. Well, the night of our "big date", I didn't feel well. But I didn't want to dissapoint him, and by the time night rolled around I was feeling a little bit better. Made it through dinner and a movie, then on the drive home....you guessed it...I got sick and threw up in his car. He couldn't pull over fast enough. Movie popcorn all over me and the seat and the floor. I felt horrible! The next day, I drove to his house and gave him a gift certificate to have his car detailed. Needless to say, we never had a second date!

A friend set me up on a date for a high school dance with a guy I didn't know. It was a friend of her boyfriend. We went out to dinner then to the dance. The boy never said one word all night. That was a pretty bad date....lots of ackward silences.

Here is a funny one:
I went out with this guy and after a few weeks, he still hadn't kissed me. I couldn't figure out why. So one night, after we went out, he was driving me home. While driving down an icy country road taking me home, he leaned over and kissed me. WHILE DRIVING! Well, the kiss was great, but we ended up taking out someone's mailbox and ending up in the ditch. Had to call a tow truck to get his car out of the snow. Stood outside in the cold for 2 hours waiting for the tow truck, and my parents were ticked becuase I was late getting home (this was before cell phones, kids). And then try explaining that one to the farmer's whose mailbox is laying on the ground at the end of the driveway. Did I see that guy again??? 15 years later...I see him every morning and give him that kiss that this whole fiasco started! So, sometimes, bad dates can turn into something great!

[nuisance26]

~Worst date for me was with my dh. DH's idea of a great date was to go out to dinner and then go shopping. I liked more active stuff so I planned a day hiking trip to a popular Pennsylvania spot. I purchased a bunch of special ingredients to pack a romantic picnic lunch. The night before we were to go DH(then boyfriend)and I got into a big fight. I was up all night crying. We didn't cancel the date strangely enough and dh showed up bright and early to go on our picnic. Before he came over I was sitting on the couch with my parents and commented to them that I would probably come home engaged. They looked at me funny but I just had a feeling, knowing my dh that he would ask me today. I cried the whole way there and we didn't speak to each other. Sure enough, 10 minutes into our hike he pulls out a ring. Urg. Yes, that romantic and sensitive hubby of mine proposed to me on a date I planned while I was still furiously angry with him. WORST. DATE.EVER.~

[nvmommyx6]

As there has been many, One particular guy keeps coming to mind!! Y'all might not see this one as scary, but take my word for it, it was!!!
I had gone on a few dates with him, he was handsome and charming, opened doors for me and a real gentleman!!
Then we went up and parked at lovers lane after a few weeks of dating, while kissing, it was nice, until he stuck his tongue in my ear!! I tried to ignore it, thinking I would tell him at a better time, " That $hits gross don't do it again!!"
Then his tongue went into my nose and after getting out of that, into my eye!!
I freaked, I lost it right there and said, "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YA DOIN?" He said (lmao, I'm cryin here) ROFLMAO...."I Love you and want to taste every inch of you" ROFLMAO
I said, " You could have picked a few better spots to taste than that don't ya think"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I made the mistake of tellin hubby about it once and every freakin chance he gets, he tries to stick his tongue into my ear or somewhere else unacceptable just to screw with me! I still to this day got a real issue with the smell of saliva!!
OMG I'm gonna pee myself, I have to go to the girls room!!

[Momto2Boyz]

OMG! CJ, that is hilarious! The nose????? Really????? I love my husband dearly, but I think I could go a lifetime without tasting his boogers! That is so gross! Bet your happy you didn't end up with that guy!

DH used to try to pick my nose...just cuz he knew it annoyed me. He never actually did it though!

[forHISglory]

A guy in college asked me out, and like a fool, I went. He thought that I owed him him a kiss at the end, and I thought otherwise. But he grabbed me, and tried to french kiss. I bit his tongue, HARD, and he let out a whimpering scream, and ran back to his car. I went inside my apartment, laughing so hard, and telling my roomies about it.

Well, the next day, one of my roomies saw this guy at the student cafe. She usually saw him there every morning having coffee with his friends. On this particular morning, he wasn't drinking coffee. She overheard him say, "Thongueth's thore. Can't drink coffee."

Ha!

[madhen]

This was some time ago, but when I was very young, I fell HARD for an airforce guy that was in my college class. He, however, apparently didn't realize that I was smitten, and thought I was just the only other person under 40 in the class that he could hang out with. (It was a summer school geology class with field trips.) He invited me to a party, at which time I met his roommate. Who drunkenly tried to basically rape me at the party. (Pinned me down on a bed and was kissing me against my will when someone walked in.) Who apologized profusely for doing so and said he wanted to make it up to me by making breakfast for me the next day, if I were willing, with his roommate there, of course. Of course, I still had my sights set on fly-boy, so I agreed. I arrived the next morning, with a promise of eggs benedict from fly-boy's roommate. To find that fly-boy was nowhere in sight and that fly-boy's roommate didn't have the necessary groceries to make toast, much less eggs benedict. So he asked me to drive him to the store to get them, and I was still young and polite enough to feel badly about hurting someone's feelings by telling them to get lost. The store, as it turns out, was a Wal-mart, where he tried to cash a check to get money to buy groceries. Where it turns out he had already bounced too many checks to be allowed to write any more. I gave him a ride home and decided anyone stupid enough to room with an idiot like that didn't deserve any more attention from me.

[Pianolady]

I went to my senior prom with a foreign exchange student from Germany who thought he was Elvis. Longest night ever! At least he went back home to Germany at the end of the year. LOL

[nvmommyx6]

I used to hang out at a billiards club when I lived in Phoenix, I played against this guy for quite awhile and he finally worked up the nerve to ask me to dinner, good Lord he was a handsome one too!!
Jay....I sometimes think it is sad I remember his name!!!!!!
Anywhoooo....we met (thank god) at red lobster for dinner. They happened to be having their "all you can eat" Shrimp and Steak deal, and of course I ordered that!! Along with the drink, we had ordered those drinks you get in the light house glass' you get to keep!
I thought they were cool so Jay said I could have his glass when we were through!
So, dinner came, I ate the steak, and 3 helpings of shrimp, there were 3 choices of different kinds of shrimp, so I tried them all!! (partial to the scampi!!)
After dinner was done, he seemed upset so I asked him what was wrong!!(my bad)
He yelled, " OMG I cannot believe you can eat that freakin much food, what the hell happened to girls ordering salads!!!"
Now, I stand 5'4" and at that time I might have weighed 100 pounds, I guess I did not look like I should be able to eat that much food!!! I don't know whether it was the money or he was used to the chicks who only ate salads to show off that they were concerned about their "a$$" or something!!
But since he'd embarrassed me in front of the entire place, I answered, " I'm sorry I ate the actual meal, I'll pay for the whole meal ya cheap bastard!!!" So, I took the check, and my glass of course, and since he'd said I could have his too, I grabbed it, dumped the rest of his drink in his lap and left after paying the bill.......I still have those glass's too ROFLMAO

[LastDragonfly]

As there has been many, One particular guy keeps coming to mind!! Y'all might not see this one as scary, but take my word for it, it was!!!
I had gone on a few dates with him, he was handsome and charming, opened doors for me and a real gentleman!!
Then we went up and parked at lovers lane after a few weeks of dating, while kissing, it was nice, until he stuck his tongue in my ear!! I tried to ignore it, thinking I would tell him at a better time, " That $hits gross don't do it again!!"
Then his tongue went into my nose and after getting out of that, into my eye!!
I freaked, I lost it right there and said, "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YA DOIN?" He said (lmao, I'm cryin here) ROFLMAO...."I Love you and want to taste every inch of you" ROFLMAO
I said, " You could have picked a few better spots to taste than that don't ya think"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I made the mistake of tellin hubby about it once and every freakin chance he gets, he tries to stick his tongue into my ear or somewhere else unacceptable just to screw with me! I still to this day got a real issue with the smell of saliva!!
OMG I'm gonna pee myself, I have to go to the girls room!!

CJ, I swear you better start posting a pee alert before hand. That is hilarious. Maybe Gabe will get us a smilie doing the pee pee dance. bwhahahahah

[nvmommyx6]

CJ, I swear you better start posting a pee alert before hand. That is hilarious. Maybe Gabe will get us a smilie doing the pee pee dance. bwhahahahah

^^^^
Now that was funny right there!!!

[prftstrngr]

My bf and I broke up the week before my senior prom so being as angry as I was I decided to take his best friend instead! It seemed like a good idea at the time...until I realised the guy had no personality at all. He also didnt have a car or a license so I had to drive. There was a party after the prom so we all went home to change. I dropped him off to change....and didnt go back to pick him up! I decided it was better to party alone than with a boring date!

[Nana2two]

The worse one i would have to say,i met this guy we went to dinner and for the first 45 minutes he talked about how hot he was and everyone was jealous of him. I excused my self to go to the bathroom and slipped out the door, and never talked with him again.

[mom23boyz]

I love reading these and thought I would add mine....
So I had just moved to my Dads house after quite a huge fiasco at my Moms house. I was a freshman (14yo)in high school and had to walk 3 blocks from the bus stop to home.Shortly after moving there this guy(19yo) down the street offered me a ride home from the stop. I knew his sister so I agreed. Well he asks my dad if he can take me out.....I had NO business going anywhere with a man at 14 but ok anyway hind sight is 20 20.
So he takes me to the Sheepherders ball at the local fairgrounds where he attempts to feed me lamb...no offense to anyone just not my thing. He then takes me to his friends house where he leaves me ALONE for several hours before coming back to get me.It was horrible. We saw each other for a short time after BUT he kept calling me everyones name but mine shortly thereafter he went to the Navy....2 days after he left I saw my now DH at a friends house and we have been together ever since....oh and my DH and the "ex" were friends Saw the ex when I was preggers with DS1 and he told me "ughhh you are a b***h we could have NEVER lasted" my reply...."thats why we didn't" IDIOT!!!!

[danni]

Mines not funny, but here goes. My friend wanted to set me up with this guy, so I agreed. My kids got sick so I cancelled about an hour later he showed up at my house with soda crackers and gingerale for the kids and steak and salad for us. he cooked the food and then we visited. He seemed like a really nice guy but my gut kept saying no. So when he asked me out again I made up an excuse and turned him down. The next day I was at my friends and he and one of his friends showed up and started bragging about how they had beat this guy up and hit him with a typewriter the night before(so like after he left my house). I went home and when I got there another friend showed up crying. An older friend of hers had been beaten up and hit in the head with a typewriter and he had died. Needless to say I called the police and he and his friend were both arrested and went to jail on murder charges. Haven't been on a blind date since.