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12-15-2009, 08:57 AM #1
The Secret of a Long, Happy Marriage
This was emailed to me and I thought it was really cute!!!
The secret of a long, happy marriage…
THE SHOEBOX.
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little
old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had
cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but
one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said
she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was
in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls
and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,'
she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?'
'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't have time to crochet any more .Bank of America is THE godfather of Hell with Wells Fargo running neck and neck. When the world ends the only things that will be left are cockroaches, Walmart, Wells Fargo and Bank of America. Not necessarily in that order. The order remains to be seen.
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12-15-2009, 09:19 AM #2
Now I know why ceashels took up knitting...
If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.
Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"
Greebo(Nerd Spender): Loving and extremely patiently tolerated husband of ceashels.
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ThreeTwo mortgages,twooneno car loans,oneno credit cards, and a partridge in pear tree!
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12-15-2009, 10:59 AM #3
I need to get better at my crochet!!
Thanks for the morning laugh
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12-15-2009, 11:16 AM #4Moderator
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rofl good one. Thanks.
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12-15-2009, 01:27 PM #5
I am wanting to learn to crochet but after reading that i have decided i am 50 some years and two husband late.
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12-15-2009, 01:53 PM #6
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12-15-2009, 03:13 PM #8
Absolutely LOVE IT Thanks for posting
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12-15-2009, 03:16 PM #9
Thank you for sharing this - I laughed out loud!
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12-15-2009, 03:17 PM #10
Thanks for sharing!
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12-15-2009, 03:29 PM #11Registered User
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My guess would have been separate residences .. thanks for sharing !
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12-15-2009, 08:15 PM #13Registered User
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I loved this one!!!!!
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12-15-2009, 08:20 PM #14
Yeah well today i think I could add on a spare room!!!
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12-15-2009, 08:32 PM #15
I laughed out loud at that, thanks for sharing!
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