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    Default The Secret of a Long, Happy Marriage

    This was emailed to me and I thought it was really cute!!!

    The secret of a long, happy marriage…



    THE SHOEBOX.
    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
    They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
    They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little
    old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had
    cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

    For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but
    one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said
    she would not recover.
    In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
    down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside
    She agreed that it was time that he should know what was
    in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls
    and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

    He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,'
    she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

    The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
    'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
    Where did it come from?'
    'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

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    I'll beat him to death, because I don't have time to crochet any more .
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    Now I know why ceashels took up knitting...
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

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    I need to get better at my crochet!! Thanks for the morning laugh

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    rofl good one. Thanks.
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    I am wanting to learn to crochet but after reading that i have decided i am 50 some years and two husband late.

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    haha... very funny!
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    I loved it!

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    Absolutely LOVE IT Thanks for posting

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    Thank you for sharing this - I laughed out loud!

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    Thanks for sharing!
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    My guess would have been separate residences .. thanks for sharing !
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    That was good!
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    I loved this one!!!!!
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    Yeah well today i think I could add on a spare room!!!

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    I laughed out loud at that, thanks for sharing!
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