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  1. 04-30-2010, 08:42 AM #1
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    Default The Theory of Intelligence



    'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers..

    I am one smart dude.
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  2. 04-30-2010, 08:46 AM #2
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    Ahh, Cheers. The best sitcom ever!
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    NICE!
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  4. 04-30-2010, 08:57 AM #4
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    BAH HAH HAH! That's great!
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  5. 04-30-2010, 09:06 AM #5
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    M0ar b33r plz!
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

    Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"

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  6. 04-30-2010, 10:09 AM #6
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    Good one Russ but my hubby doesn't need to know those facts!
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    How am I not surprised?
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  8. 04-30-2010, 02:29 PM #8
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    AND what did you google to find that??????
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    Way too funny. Thanks Russ
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    Thank you for this post, Russ.
    LOL, just imagine replacing the water with beer in the water fountain. (And no, they are not drunk, just working at such a fast pace that they fall over each other).
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    Did you ever notice that intelligence IS just a THEORY w/ some peeple?? poeple?? I said people??
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