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    Default Thought this was funny!!!!!!!

    With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

    Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
    Good Grief, look how smart I am!

    Is this where the term where 'Smart @ss' came from???????? LOL!!!!!
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    Well, it sounds about right to me.
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    ROFL. I'll be sharing that with some friends of mine.
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    I must be one of the smartest people around then.
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    Thats awesome. I gotta share with some friends!
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    Nice!! I love it and will share with my closest chickies. LOL We are all so smart!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodmicks View Post
    With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

    Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
    Good Grief, look how smart I am!

    Is this where the term where 'Smart @ss' came from???????? LOL!!!!!
    Priceless!!!!
    I've just got to pass this one along!!!!
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    Oh boy i am so smart

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    Love it!

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    I'm not fat I'm enlighten, smart, IQ off the charts

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    FINALLY, someone understands!!
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    I'm a GENIUS!

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    How awesome is that! I guess I'm pretty darn smart!

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