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    Wink Short Story

    Man driving down road.
    Woman driving up same road.
    They pass each other.
    Woman yells out window, PIG!
    Man yells out window, WITCH!
    Man rounds next curve.
    Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

    Thought For the Day:

    If men would just listen

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    Now what if the woman ran into a witch?

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    bahahahhaah !!
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    Too funnylol

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    Too funny!!!

    Need a warning on the title, I spewed tea onto my monitor.

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    Nice,very nice.

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    too funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Rodgers View Post
    Now what if the woman ran into a witch?

    I guess he would have been right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanilla View Post
    Too funny!!!

    Need a warning on the title, I spewed tea onto my monitor.
    sorry about that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanilla View Post
    Too funny!!!

    Need a warning on the title, I spewed tea onto my monitor.
    At least it was your monitor and not your keyboard. I agree. Too funny.

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