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09-16-2010, 01:10 PM #1
What do women really want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now....what is the moral to this story?
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The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly
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(Stolen from another forum)If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.
Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"
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09-16-2010, 01:17 PM #2
pfft... I thought I was going to learn something.
Russ
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09-16-2010, 01:23 PM #3
LOVE IT, GREEBO.
Thank you, that made my day.LDR
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09-16-2010, 01:28 PM #4Registered User
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hahahah~SO TRUE~!
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09-16-2010, 01:41 PM #5
Very true!
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09-16-2010, 02:11 PM #6
That cheered me right up! THANKS!
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09-16-2010, 02:50 PM #7
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09-16-2010, 03:27 PM #9
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09-16-2010, 08:45 PM #10
One person told me, after hearing this, that the moral of the story is that under every beautiful woman is a witch just waiting to get out...
If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.
Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"
Greebo(Nerd Spender): Loving and extremely patiently tolerated husband of ceashels.
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09-17-2010, 12:31 AM #11Registered User
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Made me Laugh! Thank you
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09-18-2010, 09:06 AM #12
I love it!!!
I am in the same boat.... I thought I would learn something too.
I have a darn good husband because he learned that lesson before we ever got married (20 years ago).
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09-18-2010, 10:28 AM #13Registered User
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Oh this is REALLY good...thanks for making my day!!!
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09-18-2010, 10:41 AM #14______
Cheryl
"I am still determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance, but by our disposition." -------Martha Washington
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09-18-2010, 10:55 AM #15Registered User
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Oh this is REALLY good...thanks for making my day!!!
Baby Step #1 Done!
Baby Step #2 Beginnning debt balance 01/01/08 $78K /Paid in full on 08/06/10
I'm debt freeeee............ GOD IS SO GOOD!!!
Baby Step#3 Goal: One year emergency fund began saving Jan 2011 accumulated Aug 2011 YIPPEE!!! God is sooo good to me!!!
Baby Step #4 Yep currently doing this.
Baby Step #5 No kids so no need.
Baby Step #6 Renter.. Working on putting 100% down on a house!!! Currently have 25% saved.
Baby Step #7 Someday.......
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