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04-10-2011, 07:27 PM #1
Best senior citizen puzzle
Best senior citizen puzzle
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."~~~
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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies." -- Gene Hill
"A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her."
— Maya Angelou
"God has the right, and does not require my permission, to rearrange my life to achieve His purposes."– Anonymous
Live in harmony with each other. Don't be too proud to enjoy the company of ordinary people. And don't think you know it all!
~ Romans 12:16, NLT
The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.
William James
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I love jigsaws. I can see this happening to me in years to come.
Thanks for the laugh!Donna
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04-10-2011, 08:28 PM #3
LOL... thanks for the laugh!
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04-10-2011, 09:56 PM #4
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04-10-2011, 10:48 PM #5
made my day,,,,,,,,,,,lol
FernYes I'm out of my mind. It's a dark and scary place in there.
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