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  1. 04-21-2011, 10:40 AM #1
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    Default General Notice - re Judgment Day, May 21, 2011

    General notice to the public: If you believe the reports that Judgment Day will occur on May 21, 2011, then I sincerely offer to buy any real assets you may possess at the rate of ten cents on the dollar (based on Fair Market Value as assessed by a third party consisting of neutral non-believers) at any time prior to May 20, 2011.

    It's a genuine offer and it's good for you, because you won't need the property anyway, and can use the money for a really big party before we all die.

    I'll even go into debt to buy it - and you all know how I feel about debt - but I'm that serious about my offer.
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

    Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"

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  2. 04-21-2011, 10:54 AM #2
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    If you are refering to the Christian belief that there will be one day in the future be a Judgement Day with quite a bit of certainty it won't be May 21, 20011.

    Now if you are refering to the probable collapse of the US economy that date is ???????????? Who knows, but it looks like it is headed there on the fast track.
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    So in exchange for land, which I won't be able to use, you're offering me money, which I also will not be able to use?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jas View Post
    If you are refering to the Christian belief that there will be one day in the future be a Judgement Day with quite a bit of certainty it won't be May 21, 20011.
    I'm referring to the predictions flying around now about how it's coming on May 21,2011. Guaranteed.

    I'm betting against.
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

    Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nishu View Post
    So in exchange for land, which I won't be able to use, you're offering me money, which I also will not be able to use?
    Not at all.

    If you give me the land NOW, you'll get the money NOW and be able to use it within the next month. Party hardy lady!
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

    Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"

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    True story:
    A guy here at work was told (6 years ago) that the world would end in 2 years. 2nd guy asked him if he truly believed that. And of course the 1st guy's response was an adamant "yes".
    So the 2nd guy says: Well, since your house is paid off, and you have plenty of money in the bank to last 2 years, you should quit and give somebody else your job.

    End of story, because the guy got up and walked away.

    Oh, He still works here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    True story:
    A guy here at work was told (6 years ago) that the world would end in 2 years. 2nd guy asked him if he truly believed that. And of course the 1st guy's response was an adamant "yes".
    So the 2nd guy says: Well, since your house is paid off, and you have plenty of money in the bank to last 2 years, you should quit and give somebody else your job.

    End of story, because the guy got up and walked away.

    Oh, He still works here.
    Yeah, oddly enough, I'm expecting no takers on my very sincere offer.
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

    Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"

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  8. 04-21-2011, 11:38 AM #8
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    But Greebo they used math (seriously on their site they used math) to make their guarantee.

    The net interestingly said that this man used the same math to predict the end was going to be in 1994.

    I wonder what kind of math he uses


    So many different kinds of math

    New math anyone?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wHDn8LDks8&feature=related]YouTube - Tom Lehrer- New Math[/ame]

    Which I think is now the old math now, as my youngest does math with bits, skinnies, and blocks. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greebo View Post
    General notice to the public: If you believe the reports that Judgment Day will occur on May 21, 2011, then I sincerely offer to buy any real assets you may possess at the rate of ten cents on the dollar (based on Fair Market Value as assessed by a third party consisting of neutral non-believers) at any time prior to May 20, 2011.

    It's a genuine offer and it's good for you, because you won't need the property anyway, and can use the money for a really big party before we all die.

    I'll even go into debt to buy it - and you all know how I feel about debt - but I'm that serious about my offer.
    Ummm, you were going to get my input on this . . . WHEN?
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    LOL Ceashels
    Pennies add up to $$$.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ceashels View Post
    Ummm, you were going to get my input on this . . . WHEN?
    This offer not valid if Ceashels beats the crap out of me. All rights reserved. Your mileage may vary. Offer not valid in AL, AK, AS, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FM, FL, GA, GU, HI, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MH, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, MP, OH, OK, OR, PW, PA, PR, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VI, VA, WA, WV, WI, or WY
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

    Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greebo View Post
    Offer not valid in AL, AK, AS, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FM, FL, GA, GU, HI, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MH, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, MP, OH, OK, OR, PW, PA, PR, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VI, VA, WA, WV, WI, or WY
    So it's valid in Holland?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutchie View Post
    So it's valid in Holland?
    If Cea doesn't beat the crap out of me...
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

    Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"

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    And here I thought you were referring to the day that Skynet became self aware.
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    That was Tuesday.

    Today we die.
    If you could kick in the pants the person responsible for your problems, you wouldn't be able to sit for a month.

    Did you know that a 4 year student paying $20,000/year who finances their education graduates with over $103,000 in debt to start? But a student who works and pays cash and takes 6 years to graduate ends with $6,300 in their pocket! So much for "getting a head start by financing!"

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