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09-30-2011, 01:57 AM #16
My special needs grandson. He tells me serious grandma and I reply really Brandon. We are always going back and forth like that. Or he says you're my grandma and I love you. even when I' sad he puts a big smile on my face.
FernYes I'm out of my mind. It's a dark and scary place in there.
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09-30-2011, 07:50 AM #17
The other day on the way to Wed night bible study, Ds 13 said Mom your hair looks old. I said what he said well you can see through you bangs and the sides are baggy. LOL he cracked me up. We all started laughing. TC
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09-30-2011, 02:23 PM #18
OK, well, I generally laugh everyday w/my hubby over something insanely stupid or whatever (We are both sooooo sarcastic lol). However, the other day I was with a good friend of mine, Erin (her husband is doing a TDY in another country for 6 monts & she still has 5 1/2 months or so to go). Yes, I'm setting the stage.
Well, every week we spend 1 day together while all the kids are in school (her youngest is in a MDO). Well, SHE came back from a neighbors the night before & got the kids to bed, set the alarm, went to bed herself, got up the next morning, got the kids ready for school & then proceeded to look frantically around for her keys. Yep you guessed it! She'd left them in the FRONT door. She was basically joking that she had just begged someone to walk in the front door & make themselves at home!
THEN (YES, it gets even better
), I came to her (next time she'll come to me ~ we live about 45-60 min away from each other), we went out to eat
(Primo's was our choice that day) & were in there for at least an hour. Started getting my $$ which is in my little billfold which is attatched to my keys AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN MY PURSE! NOT THERE or even attached to my purse!!! So *KNOWING* I'd not only left them in the car 
but just KNEW I'd locked the doors... I called my husband & told him I needed him to bring me the xtra set of keys that were at home. & he was midway to where I was!! He told me to call someone else to see if they could go get the keys & bring them to me as his boss had been riding his tail ALL day.
Erin & I get out to the car AND!!! Not only did I leave the keys in the car ~ I left them IN THE IGNITION, WITH THE CAR RUNNING!!! BEST PART? I LEFT MY VAN UNLOCKED!
(Yep forgot that with the keys in the ignition my van won't lock at all)... LOL
Was so thankful that my van runs so quietly that no one noticed that it was running... with all the doors unlocked! & no one had taken it for a joyride! 
So... That's what my friend Erin & I refer to as "our" 24 hours of blonde moments...
Oh & what about my dh? Yeah, I texted him & said never mind I found them... he called & got the whole story. Needless to say that he laughed tremendously hard & was very glad that he hadn't come to "bail me out"...
KimWaiting is teaching me to lean on Jesus that much harder!!!
Married 5 years to the man of my dreams!
Planning on adopting!!!
ME:
DH: Jesse
, DS: Austin
Not your usual family but a great one nonetheless ...

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03-21-2012, 11:57 PM #19
Too much information
I was just about to leave for work yesterday when I realized I left something in my bedroom upstairs. When I returned to the kitchen, Otis, my dear, sweet 120 pound dog had diarrhea all over the kitchen floor. I huffed and puffed and talked to myself while I hurried to clean up the awful mess. Finally, I rushed out the door in a mad dash. My friendly neighbor was outside, "Oh, you're late today," she commented.
"Diarrhea!" I replied. When I got to my car, I thought about the look on her face and realized I forgot to say it was the dog!
I laughed all the way to work. My neighbor and I shared a good laugh about it when I returned home. It still makes me chuckle.
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03-22-2012, 03:43 AM #20
My grandson age four was sitting in the car with mommy.His mommy looks down. and says WOW Elijah you have hairy legs. He said yeah just like my NANA. LOL had just gotten out of the hospital so I hadn't shaved a for week.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not to
people or things.
- Albert Einstein
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Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow.
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Don't wait for a crisis to look at your finances differently. Look at them differently now and avoid the crisis.
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03-22-2012, 07:32 AM #21Registered User
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This past Christmas, my 5 year old granddaughter opened one of her gifts and exclaimed, "O-M-G!"
My daughter turned to me and asked, "Did she say what I think she did?"
They pick this stuff up too early!Jean
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03-22-2012, 01:14 PM #22
Well i was distracted filling out the bills this month apparently.
I wrote out the amt for the consumer but put the electric amt. on it. So I put void on it and wrote the check to consumer correctly.
So I monitor the bills going through the bank online. It just was taking forever to cash. So I get a letter from the electric company and lo and behold their upset w/ me. I had put the void check w/ the gas company name w/ the electric company in the envelope and mailed it to them.
This was especially upsetting because I remember laughing at my dad years ago and telling him he was OLD. I think he was (insert my current age here) at the time!!!!!!
ok so last year in July I adopted a dog named YOGI and he is goofy and very energetic. So he goes outside a brings me his nasty dirty tug toy thats been out all winter in the yard. I said" EWWW I don't want that nasty dirty old thing". So he runs back and brings me a stick. I say "No,I don't want to play stick". So he runs back and gets his ball. He has this look on his face like thats it mom I hope this will do cuz' i'm out. So of course I threw it a couple of times. Can't break a guy for tryin'.
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03-22-2012, 01:53 PM #23
Found doll size cowboy hat and boots at Dollar Tree. Seems to fit the cat just fine. Yup, put a smile on my face. The cat, not so much.
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03-22-2012, 08:41 PM #24
this made me smile so it needs a bump lol
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03-22-2012, 09:01 PM #25
LOL you should read my last post. I've been trying everything to fix my "clogged drain" in the bathtub , only to realize the lever under the faucet wasn't all the way down. I laughed, partly in releif....lol
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03-22-2012, 09:29 PM #26
My son was feeding fish today at grandma's neighbor's pond. The catfish were swimming at the top with their mouths wide open collecting the food. I couldn't get a good picture with my cellphone but it was funny. They looked like aliens with their barbs sticking up and their mouths were so big!
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03-22-2012, 10:48 PM #27
a friend sent me a vid of a woman feeding her dog the dog takes the treat from 'mama' and from 'daddy' but turns its head when she offers it something from 'barak obama' ... come on he will give you a stimulus check... are you sure he will send you money..... he likes little dogs, you can play with his puppy... it's so cute I'd post it but i dont know how....
that made me laugh.
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03-23-2012, 01:12 AM #28
This makes me giggle.
I still catch myself at random times saying "Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle" and giggling.It is what it is.
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03-23-2012, 08:30 AM #29
This cracks me up every time I see it. From ICHC (lolcats)
Title is "Can't stay mad at that face."
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03-23-2012, 02:41 PM #30
Well my family got a good laugh at my expense. We are building a new home. The painters...2...were at the house the other day when I was there. I left after only about 30 minutes or so. We also had been waiting on the electrician/plumber to come in and finish some things that day too. My bil and nephew have been doing finish work. Anyway my nephew and sis were on their way to town and went by the house to see if the electrician had gotten there yet. He asks one of the painters who is mildly autistic if anyone had been there yet. He says...only that old woman that comes down here some times. My nephew didn't think about it until he was back on the road and then realized the "old woman" he was talking about was me. I reckon he and my sis cackled over it. He had to call and tell me...stinker. Then I told my dh and kids and they got down laughing. Sheesh!! Old woman!! I don't even look my age......I look younger than 46. Good thing he's a good painter. LOL
Wife of Danny for 28 years...the love of my life and my best friend..
28 years of marriage and my heart still goes pitter patter when he winks at me.
Mother of 2
Ashley 25...
Dustin 24...
I'm so very proud of my wonderful family. God has truly truly blessed me.
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