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11-03-2011, 04:56 PM #1Registered User
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Non-partisan........but...........
Got this in an email today and thought I would share......
(not the type of humor for everyone!)
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "About a gallon."
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11-03-2011, 05:58 PM #2Registered User
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I love political jokes. The problem is, too many of them get elected.
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11-03-2011, 06:05 PM #3Registered User
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This day and age a little humor is what we need !!
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Very good one! I'm up for a gallon!
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That made me laugh......good way to start the day
FernYes I'm out of my mind. It's a dark and scary place in there.
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Made me laugh too!! Too Funny!!!
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11-04-2011, 11:29 AM #7Registered User
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That is good!
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is that a gallon per person, or a gallon per vehicle? 
Need to know what size gas can to get
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They can have every single gallon in my tank.
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11-05-2011, 12:30 AM #10Registered User
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Originally Posted by Ramona
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!! 
Just leave me some 'fumes' to get home on............
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they to can have 3/4 of my gas tank just leave me 1/4th to get home on.
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Loved this!!!!
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ha ha! Love it! I lol'd
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This is just too funny!!
Mt dh is not a fan of tv sit coms/jokes/funny stories, so I choose which ones to tell him, trying to guess which ones he will like.
I usually fail or he pulls a face.
He LOVED this!!!!!*Avril*
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