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  1. 12-02-2011, 12:43 AM #1
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    I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten...sive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ Now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today
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  2. 12-02-2011, 01:14 AM #2
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    Well.....there was some 16 year old on that extreme coupon show that had a stockpile of Stayfree pads.... just because he had coupons, and it was on sale! So you never really know.
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  3. 12-02-2011, 01:15 AM #3
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    Mahalo - we all need more giggles!!
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  4. 12-02-2011, 01:28 AM #4
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    Some people buy food to donate to animal shelters or to bait bears.
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  5. 12-02-2011, 05:18 PM #5
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    That was good!
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    Always up for a giggle...........thanks.
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  7. 12-04-2011, 11:06 AM #7
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    That was a good one. I wish i had the nerve to go on and on like that.
    I ran my life into a ditch big time and i am tired of struggling, i need a change and i need it now. Trying to change past behaviors so they are not the indicator of future behavior. That is why i am here...
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    Them stayfree pads were free and he did not know what they were they were woman stuff I died laughing now that is a dowary.
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  9. 12-04-2011, 01:13 PM #9
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    Thanks for the laugh, Nana!
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    that was awesome. Thank you so much for the laugh

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    Thanks i needed a laugh so badly today. Now I have to share on facebook.
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