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  1. 05-09-2003, 09:33 AM #1
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    Default Women an PMS (funny)

    Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in
    this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that
    the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS
    before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they
    wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
    that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the
    past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some
    miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS
    LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on
    to change the STUPID light bulb would
    STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
    AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
    BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!
    IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF

    GARBAGE THAT ARE
    A FOOT DEEP
    THROUGHOUT THE
    ENTIRE HOUSE!!
    IT WOULD TAKE AN
    ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

    I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?
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  2. 05-09-2003, 10:08 AM #2
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    ~~ Dee ~~
    8 Years Cancer FREE!
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    Married to my sweetie, Jack 25 yrs.

    Mama to 27 furbaby 'Katz' (as my hubby calls them LOL)
    Nicky, Snowy, Olga, Ralphie, Sidney, Oliver, Fonz, Audra, Hoss, Peanut, Madeline, Tigger, Alice, Poppy,Teddy Bear, Mittens, Conan, Sherman, Trapper, Radar, Maxie, Annie, Rocky, Kali (AKA P.I.T.A), Jethro, Chewy Lewy, and Chance!

    Don't forget to do self examinations monthly and have regular mammograms!
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  3. 05-09-2003, 10:16 AM #3
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    That's hysterical! I forwarded it to a bunch of my friends. Thanks!
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  4. 05-09-2003, 10:33 AM #4
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    thank you
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  5. 05-09-2003, 01:34 PM #5
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    ROFL!!! I needed that!

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  6. 05-09-2003, 02:25 PM #6
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  7. 05-10-2003, 07:16 AM #7
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    I read this yesterday and cracked up laughing, I was just about to post a reply when DH butted in and then he said to me 'is that what's wrong with you'

    I scrubbed round the reply to kill him LOL - This morning I'm beginning to wonder if he had a point

    Still came back to read it again though and still LMAO! Thank you xxx
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  8. 05-11-2003, 09:04 AM #8
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    The question here isn't Women and PMS...I question that PMS actually exists! I feel that being inconsiderate is the root of all evil. Think about it...if people were more considerate, would PMS exist? Or would the origins of PMS be wiped out????

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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  9. 05-14-2003, 08:03 PM #9
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    Graci42 - your post cracked me up almost as much as the original post! When my DH and DKs do something without being directed to do so, I wonder what they are up to!
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  10. 05-16-2003, 04:51 PM #10
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    LMAO!!!!!!
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