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    Arrow Worst bumper stickers?

    I have seen some pretty bad bumper stickers.
    What are some that you remember?
    I saw one today that said:
    Cat Missing? Try looking under my tire.
    That wasn't too nice.

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    Well, this one is kinda bad but I have to admit it made me laugh.

    Country Music...What Happens When Cousins Mate
    On 11-22-85 I married the man of my dreams.
    On 01-13-89 I gave birth to the love of my life.

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    "Don't Worry, it will only seem kinky the FIRST time"
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    "I'm Naked from the Waist down"
    these were on a van that sat outside where dd went to preschool
    (it belonged to one of the other moms) geez

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    Kind of tasteless, but made me laugh (twisted sense of humor)

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    P.S. I hate tailgaters!

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    Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    I laughed so hard, I do love a good nap.

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    Our town is a big tourist town. One of the ones you see around here says "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" I really think that is not a nice thing to say even though I do hate summers when our town size doubles.
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    I have a really perverted sense of humor, so I thought this one was cute. I can see how it would offend people though.

    The bumper sticker was red and white in the design of a scuba diver's flag (how I know that I don't know) and it said "Have you gone down lately?"
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    "Earl is in the trunk"...

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    One of my faves (I know, supposed to be 'bad' ones, can't help myself)

    "I know Jack Sh**, I married him!" (obviously a disgruntled ex wife)

    "(Insert name of town here) - Come here on vacation, leave on probation"
    “When you get to the end of all the light you know
    and it's time to step into the darkness of the unknown,
    faith is knowing that one of two things will happen:
    you will be given something solid to stand on,
    or you will be taught how to fly.” - Edward Teller


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    there are signs that the world is speedily
    coming to an end;
    bribery and corruption are common; children no
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    every man wants to write a book and the
    end of the world is evidently approaching.”
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    I can't stand to see the one that says "My kid just beat up your honor roll student".
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    Quote Originally Posted by kittykatstrong View Post
    Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    I laughed so hard, I do love a good nap.

    Katy

    I love it!
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    Neely, i don't like that one either.
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    Zone 5 Colorado Springs, CO USA

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    I did kind of chuckle when I saw this one, "He who dies with the most toys is still dead".

    I definetly like it better than "He who dies with the most toys wins""
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    LOL! Good one Neely!

    I also hate the one that knocks honor students. Like, way to go, we're raising a THUG.

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    LOL I like all of those. I must be the only one then who doesn't like the honor student bumper stickers.

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