When I Am an Old Woman.....

**daddys3chicks** · 08-03-2005, 08:36 PM

....(my version with my apologies to the original author)

When I am an old woman forget wearing purple. I will visit my daughters and do gymnastics on their furniture. I will jump on the beds and make forts from all the bedclothes.

When I am an old woman I shall sneak into my daughter's closet and "borrow" a pair of her shoes. I will then leave one in one room and one in another. I shall take her lipsticks, twist them all the way up and press hard on them as I try all her new shades!

When I am an old woman, I shall take a bath at her house and use the entire bottle of bubble bath. I shall leave my towel in the floor.

When I am an old woman I will wait until they are all asleep and draw on the walls. I shall blame it on the cat/dog.

When I am an old woman, I shall say "Ick" to whatever they serve me to eat. I will follow it with a "gross" and an exclamation of "I want macaroni & Cheese!!!!"

When I am an old woman I will remember what they did when they were young!!!!

(Can you tell how my day has been????)