Life

[Julia Kimber]

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a
life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about
only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For
this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's
a pretty long time to perform.How about I give you back
ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long
and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a
life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back
the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this,
I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give
me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes
eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
family.

For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren.

And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.

[Pepper]

That was too cute!

[tbs727]

Very cute!