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    Registered User fernykins's Avatar
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    Talking Parking Tickets Do Make Some Days Interesting

    Parking Tickets do make some days interesting.

    I went to the store the other day. I was in there for
    only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a
    cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
    about giving a senior a
    break?" He ignored me and continued writing the
    ticket.

    I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started
    writing another ticket
    for having worn tires.

    So, I called him a piece of dog leavings. He finished
    the second ticket
    and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
    started writing a
    third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
    abused him, the more
    tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't care. My car was parked around
    the corner.

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
    It's important at my age.
    Yes I'm out of my mind. It's a dark and scary place in there.

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    good one

    Kellie
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    2012 Challenges
    Reading challenge 6/52
    Lose a pound challenge 3/50
    Homestead challenge - Clean out gazebo
    Home Project challenge - Plant garden/work on bedroom
    Gocery Budget Challenge - 0/300
    Coupon Saving challenge - 82.23

    April Goals
    1. Clean out dad's apartment - partially done
    2. Work on his taxes-done and mailed
    3. Track expenses - have to really work on this one
    4. Find more freebies
    5. find ways to reduce expenses since won't have a job after this month

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    oh my gosh........that was good!!

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    That was real good. Had me laughing.
    Maggi
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    Grankids, Savannah, Mylee, , Kyrie,Chance and Wyatt
    My loveable other kids, Dogs-- Grace and Bruno.

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    LOL!

    Julia

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    OMG laughing my patoots aoff

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    That was a good one!!

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    I can`t believe this but you actually had me going there for a split second Good One! ROTFLOL!!!!!
    Starting Totally Over. Working on the Dave Ramsey Baby Steps!

    Challenges:

    Baby Emergency Fund: $500.32/ $1000

    Debt :

    Visa $967.28/ $1000
    Mortgage $41,411.40/52,000

    Other:
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    Quote Originally Posted by bee9984
    I can`t believe this but you actually had me going there for a split second Good One! ROTFLOL!!!!!




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    Thanks for the giggle today.
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