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07-23-2006, 02:35 PM #1
I want to be a bear!
- When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. This means you do nothing but sleep for six months.
- Before you hibernate, it is required that you eat yourself stupid.
- When you're a girl bear, you give birth while you are sleeping. You wake to find your children partially grown.
- Everyone knows momma bears mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
- If you are a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling, have hairy legs and excess body fat.
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07-23-2006, 02:38 PM #2Moderator aka AmyBob
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Sounds fine to me!
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07-23-2006, 03:42 PM #3
Sounds good to me too
FernYes I'm out of my mind. It's a dark and scary place in there.
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07-23-2006, 03:49 PM #4
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07-23-2006, 08:44 PM #6
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07-24-2006, 08:40 AM #7
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07-24-2006, 08:56 AM #8
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07-26-2006, 07:13 AM #9
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08-13-2006, 09:23 PM #10
I'd like to be a bear!
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08-13-2006, 11:04 PM #11
I think I rememble that one!
(Especially the last one!
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Don't forget to do self examinations monthly and have regular mammograms!
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08-14-2006, 03:28 PM #12
me too, me too, i want to be a bear!!!
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08-14-2006, 08:54 PM #13
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