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    Exclamation I want to be a bear!

    1. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. This means you do nothing but sleep for six months.
    2. Before you hibernate, it is required that you eat yourself stupid.
    3. When you're a girl bear, you give birth while you are sleeping. You wake to find your children partially grown.
    4. Everyone knows momma bears mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
    5. If you are a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling, have hairy legs and excess body fat.
    Sing ho! For the life of a bear!


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    Sounds fine to me!
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    Sounds good to me too
    Fern
    Yes I'm out of my mind. It's a dark and scary place in there.

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    Sounds Great!

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    Funniest thing I've heard today!
    If you're interested in frugal living, minimalism and and
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    wow....what a nice life........i wanna be a bear too.....lol!!!!

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    LOL, I AM a bear, just ask hubby

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    Count me in, too!! Sounds like fun.

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    Hey, sounds like we all want to be bears!

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    I'd like to be a bear!

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    I think I rememble that one! (Especially the last one! )
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    me too, me too, i want to be a bear!!!

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    I feel like a bear sometimes.

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