Thread: BBQ

**pqb57** · 05-04-2007, 08:11 AM

>> We are finally coming to BBQ season. Therefore, it is important
>>to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking
>>ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably
>>because there is an element of danger involved. When a man
volunteers
>>to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion:
>>
>>
>> Routine:
>> 1. The woman buys the food.
>> 2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
makes
>>dessert.
>> 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
>>along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to
>>the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes
>>the important part:
>> 4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>> More routine:
>> 5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>> 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning.
>>He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
>>with the situation.
>> Important again:
>> 7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.
>> More routine:
>> 8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
>>napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
>> 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.
>> And most important of all:
>> 10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
>> 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and,
>>upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
>>pleasing some women!
>> Happy BBQ Season to thoughtful men everywhere....
>>
>>

**missymomof3** · 05-04-2007, 08:30 AM

LOL LOL How cute!!! What kind of food do you have at your cookouts (BBQ)?

**TheRootedNomad** · 05-04-2007, 08:32 AM

Too Funny .....and very accurate!!! DH and I watched a comedian one night do a skit about a man empting an ashtray, making a huge deal about doing it, and then taking a nap because of the enormous housework effort....it was something to behold...