DH (D doesn't stand for dear) just came home schnockerd!!!

[baxjul]

He ate dinner, then went to bed and passed out. I think I may vacuum at 5:00 in the morning, the bedroom needs it. After that, will be smoothies in the BLENDER - on the loudest setting! Any other ideas? I am so (insert bad word)!

[became4347]

Have you tested the 9 volt battery in your smoke detector this month???



Give it to him, girl!

[Domestic Gal]

Have you tested to see if the doorbell still works!!!!You may need to test it about 20 times.

[Michelle68]

How about the telephone? Are you sure that the ringer is working at it's loudest setting? Perhaps you should put it right next to him on the bed and test it out.


--Michelle

[Missy]

I always find that my garbage disposal blades smell...nothing like ice down there to clean it out while it's runnnin!!

and for some reason my computer gets stuck on this...real loud too. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXlQh6JRVgI"]YouTube- CraZy FrOg - AxeL F[/ame] must be a virus Over and over and over and over again.

ooooh and nothing like cooking eggs ... badly... to help...yeah help...a hangover.

[Missy]

this one sometimes gets stuck on the computer too....[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be2AUvIZLtE&mode=related&search="]YouTube- frog[/ame]

[frugalfarmwife]

Oh my goodness, lol, don't forget to add onions to the eggs in the morning, and yep on the smoke detector, hmm, I've got a LOUD rooster I could send you, oh and as for REALLY ANNOYING will send you the guinea hens too.

I almost (mind you I SAID ALMOST) feel sorry for him but not really!

Hmm, don't you need him to help with vacuuming? And he needs to mow the yard too, first thing, right?

kj

[Dixie]

Y'all are so 'bad',lol

[Michelle68]

Make sure when you're cooking your eggs and onions together that you bang the pots and pans around a bit to check them for...um...sturdiness. Yeah, that's it.


--Michelle

[YankeeMom]

Do you have a waterbed by chance

[baxjul]

No waterbed, or garbage disposal! BUT, I have a 7 yr. old girl, and we like the High School Musical songs REAL loud!!!!! Also the cooking, banging, loud computer, vacuuming, checking the batteries in smoke detector, check all three cell phones (after turning up ringers). THEN, going to make him walk around at the huge flea market for a good 3 hours, don't forget it will be 90 some degreesout!

[Jaded]

Would you like to borrow my screaming cockatiels? They get pretty loud in the morning. Loud enough to wake me up from the other side of the house, and they are outside!

MMMMMMMMMMM.....onions and eggs sounds sooooooo good! Bacon sounds even better. Nothing like greasy food to cure a hangover.

And if your ears could get stopped up so you have to talk really loud, that would help too.

Got any syrup of ipecac around you could put in his morning coffee????? Or Ex Lax?????

[frugalfarmwife]

ROTFLMAO On the waterbed, and Jaded, SHAME ON YOU OHHH MY, the ipicac has me cracking up here! Hmm, in the coffee AFTER the eggs, onions and bacon?

And the x-lax for later? Oh, at the flea market?

Oh MY are we bad!

kj

[baxjul]

I've already thought of the exlax! That would be hilarious. In his coffee, on the way to the flea market!!!! After all that good greasy food! WOOHOO!

[frugalfarmwife]

Hmmm, I think he might be a BIT suspicious if you made him fancy chocolate coffee after the move he's pulled, but hey, worth a try, giggle

Or, hey, make HIM a smoothie filled with metamucil Or any other psyllium based product, lol, you'd get the same results!

Again, I almost feel sorry for him, almost, giggle

kj