Great recipe!!!!

**baxjul** · 12-09-2007, 02:28 PM

Tequila Surprise Christmas Cake

Ingredients:
Ø 2 cups flour
Ø 1 stick butter
Ø 1 cup of water
Ø 1 tsp baking soda
Ø 1 cup of sugar
Ø 1 tsp salt
Ø 1 cup of brown sugar
Ø Lemon juice
Ø 4 large eggs
Ø Nuts
Ø 1 bottle tequila
Ø 2 cups of dried fruit
First, sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in
a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in
case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a
drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Bingle Jells!