Let's Write A Silly Halloween Story.....

**Palooka** · 10-31-2010, 12:36 AM

decided to eat the Black Widow before she ate me. And suddenly my eyes were open. I was able to see all these visions of..

**frugalfranny** · 10-31-2010, 01:25 AM

pink panties. There were pink panties everywhere, floating all around me, covering me and then I.........

**Palooka** · 10-31-2010, 01:34 AM

I had to rebuke the pink panties because I have a real mission to solve here. I finally opened the chest and two beautiful diamond rings were shinning so bright. I lifted up a white sheet and Lord and behold, I couldn't believe what I just saw. More pink underwear that had Russ is a Rush sowed on them. This seems so fishy here and I opened up the next room and saw...

**frugalfranny** · 10-31-2010, 01:45 AM

CASKETS. There were caskets everywhere. All but one casket was closed and each closed casket had a witches hat on it and so I........

**Palooka** · 10-31-2010, 01:53 AM

slowly walked to the open casket to take a peak inside. Could it be....

**Nana2two** · 10-31-2010, 02:46 AM

There layed Russ with pink Panties. OH MY!

**Palooka** · 10-31-2010, 02:57 AM

No no no. I knew that black widow confused me. It was Greebo all along. Ya know if the shoe fits. So I ran to the next room and a bat was hanging with the face of....

**many houseapes** · 10-31-2010, 01:46 PM

my ex-MIL...is someone trying to drive me crazy?? Is all of this crap really happening?? I think that someone is trying to get me committed so they can grab the life insurance money that my ex-husband had left me....his family didn't like the idea that he still had me as his beneficiary......

**frugalfranny** · 11-01-2010, 02:24 AM

so I ran out of the door, down the hallway, down the stairs and out the front door so I could get cell phone reception and call my ex. I had to ask him..........

**rissimo** · 11-01-2010, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by frugalfranny

so I ran out of the door, down the hallway, down the stairs and out the front door so I could get cell phone reception and call my ex. I had to ask him..........

If he would make breakfast. I am so exhaused from runningaround all night and so very hungry. That spider didn't fill me up at all. I hear a noise behind me, slowly I turn, set by step I hear it coming closer to me......all of a sudden I let out a shreik.........no it can't be......it's not Russ or Greebo......it's..............................