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10-19-2010, 07:30 AM #1
I am very Smart ( just for fun)
Had to steal this thought from another website:
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads, that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy,we are enormously cultured, educated & happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think:
Good grief look how smart I am!!!Hello from Sunny Central Florida
Cheryl
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~If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive. ~ Eleonora Duse
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10-19-2010, 07:39 AM #2
Kinda puts a whole new meaning to saying "smarty pants", doesn't it now?

Who ever knew?

Theresa
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10-19-2010, 09:13 AM #3
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10-19-2010, 12:36 PM #4
I KNEW there was a reason this 'chubbiness' is so hard to take off in my 50's!
Thanks Cheryl!______
Cheryl
"I am still determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance, but by our disposition." -------Martha Washington
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10-19-2010, 01:49 PM #5Registered User
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Now it is all making sense. One more item to stick to my butt.
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10-19-2010, 08:05 PM #7
Thanks hon. Butt I do believe I need a la-bottomy. Now.
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Love it! It explains everything!
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10-21-2010, 07:27 PM #12
Does it matter if the volume is spread out horizontally instead of vertically? Just asking.
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10-21-2010, 07:49 PM #13
It was posted on my newsfeed too. I thought it was pretty cool cause if I don't quit here I'm gonna be recieving a PHD
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10-21-2010, 07:57 PM #14
ha. love it.
i like to think of myself as smart, savy and curvy....
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