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11-30-2003, 08:10 PM #1
The Woman's Survival Kit
Attach a note to a bag of M&M's that reads:
At the first sign of hot flashes, eat the RED one.
Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.
The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.
If you feel a headache coming on, eat the PURPLE one.
The BLUE one reduces bloating.
You can eat the "BROWN" ones ANYTIME!!
If all symptoms occur at the same time, eat the WHOLE BAG!~*Michelle*~
~Wife to Rick since Dec. 19, 1986~
~Mother to Richard, 23, Chris, 21, and Dakota, 17~~Mother-in-law to Amber, wife of Richard~~Elementary Teacher~
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11-30-2003, 09:29 PM #2
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11-30-2003, 10:08 PM #3
Well....I eat the whole bag all the time whether or not I'm exhibiting any symptoms or not.....can I just call that "Preventative Maintanence"??
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11-30-2003, 10:40 PM #4
I'm glad the brown ones don't "help" with anything because I never eat those anyway.
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11-30-2003, 10:52 PM #5
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12-01-2003, 08:57 AM #6
Too cute!
~~ Dee ~~
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25 July 2003
Married to my sweetie, Jack
25 yrs.
Mama to 27 furbaby 'Katz' (as my hubby calls them LOL)
Nicky, Snowy, Olga, Ralphie, Sidney, Oliver, Fonz, Audra, Hoss, Peanut, Madeline, Tigger, Alice, Poppy,Teddy Bear, Mittens, Conan, Sherman, Trapper, Radar, Maxie, Annie, Rocky, Kali (AKA P.I.T.A), Jethro, Chewy Lewy, and Chance!
Don't forget to do self examinations monthly and have regular mammograms!
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Originally posted by BushBrigade
Well....I eat the whole bag all the time whether or not I'm exhibiting any symptoms or not.....can I just call that "Preventative Maintanence"??
I love them too...I can't have them anywhere near me, or I will eat wayyyyyy too many
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12-01-2003, 09:38 AM #8
Due to holiday stress, I may need to consume large bags of these in all colors. LOL
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12-02-2003, 05:58 AM #9
That's cute!!
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12-07-2003, 11:45 PM #10
I am thinking that this sould be a great gift for the teachers that I work with. Instead of Woman's survival kit, I will change it to Teacher's survival kit and maybe change a few words. I am thinking I will use babyfood jars and deorate it with a fancy lid and all...
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