Don't fall down!

**Darlene** · 03-15-2011, 10:26 AM

They want you to think you are leading Russ, it's all part of their evil plan to take over the world. They have you right where they want you. Mwahaha!

**Momto5RN** · 03-16-2011, 10:44 AM

umm okay remind me not to make a joke again .

i have been pecked in the leg by a mad chicken actually it was a rooster i think ) before -learned to not go into that area without thick jeans on
just because i dont live on a farm doesnt mean i have no experience with certain things.

which is why i found the quote so funny - take a strong willed determined 19 yo in a bad mood wth PMS and i would take the chicken pecks over her in a mood.

**madhen** · 03-16-2011, 10:48 AM

My current rooster is very protective of his flock. I have to wear knee-high rain boots if I am going to go in there and confront him. I forgot once, and he bloodied my leg up pretty well. Forget about the pecking - it's the spurs that get you!!

I used to have a hen who would fly up and sit on my shoulder like a parrot. Very fun, except for the part when the fat and frantically flapping bird would be trying to get some lift as she landed in your face.

**Russ** · 03-16-2011, 10:56 AM

The roosters have gone after the wife and acted like they were going to come after me, until I rushed at them with flailing arms.

Now my wife's boss has chickens and one day he's walking in the barn and the rooster came up and put a spur in each leg.
Her boss had fried chicken that night.

**Brat** · 03-16-2011, 10:34 PM

Russ thanks for the laugh..We use to raise chickens for a Hachery..They can get the better of you before you know it and they can be dangerous in a group..Stay safe around them...