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06-01-2003, 12:01 AM #1Registered User
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Hormone Handbook for men......
I printed one for my dh.......
Hormone Handbook
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
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I printed off a copy for my DH....LOLOLOL
The funny part was that a few minutes after he read it, he walked into the living room... He tossed something on the desk....you guessed it....I looked down as he said, "Have some chocolate" and there it was ....YUMMY!
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06-01-2003, 01:53 AM #3Registered User
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LOL, too funny, gonna print it off for my dh!
~~ Missy ~~
Planting and raising an urban homestead in the middle of Downtown big city right at the foot of the Rocky Mountains!
Zone 5 Colorado Springs, CO USA
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I love it!
~~ Dee ~~
8 Years Cancer FREE!
25 July 2003
Married to my sweetie, Jack
25 yrs.
Mama to 27 furbaby 'Katz' (as my hubby calls them LOL)
Nicky, Snowy, Olga, Ralphie, Sidney, Oliver, Fonz, Audra, Hoss, Peanut, Madeline, Tigger, Alice, Poppy,Teddy Bear, Mittens, Conan, Sherman, Trapper, Radar, Maxie, Annie, Rocky, Kali (AKA P.I.T.A), Jethro, Chewy Lewy, and Chance!
Don't forget to do self examinations monthly and have regular mammograms!
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Graci, you have a very smart dh !!!!!!!!!!
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