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    Talking If you must speed on the highway....

    If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:

    at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"
    at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"
    at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"
    at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"
    at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"
    at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"
    at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories
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    OOPS!! BUSTED!!

    Grabbing Keys...
    {cough, sputter, cough}
    MEMEMEMEMEME........
    {loudly}

    Still all my song shall be, Nearer, my GOD to Thee....
    Nearer, my GOD to Thee, nearer to Thee....
    Or, if on joyful wing cleaving the sky,
    Sun, moon, and stars forgot, upward I’ll fly,
    Still all my song shall be, nearer, my God, to Thee....
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    ROFL!
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    LOL! You crack me up Debbie!!!!
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    LOL! Too funny!!!!

    Um, does anyone remember the words to "Nearer, still nearer" ?
    {putting keys down and finding the bus scheudule)
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    For Melody:
    Clearing throat:
    Nearer still nearer cloooose to myyy heart Draw me my savoir so precious thou art.... fold me o fold me close to Thy breast shelter me m safe in that haven of rest



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